Sushi in my Coffee

alt-j:

do any millionaires follow me that are bored

milktanked:

oh mY FUKCING GOD????

milktanked:

oh mY FUKCING GOD????

humunanunga:

Let me tell you about a site called Sock Dreams.
If you are a Homestuck and plan to cosplay a either Witch of any Aspect or, say, a Trickster, this may be the site for you.

iamthekingofsassgard:

Do you ever just look at someone and think
“I’m glad your parents had sex”

neoputa:

i have unlimited texting and i only text 3 people ever i think my phone company looks at my bill and just laughs


Quite possibly the best/worst fortune cookie fortune ever.

Quite possibly the best/worst fortune cookie fortune ever.

64kbps:

soulja boy tell em. im too shy

kansass:

lets play a game called are u bad at texting back or do u hate me

sexioto:

that boy you just called gay? well he is gay. he’s your boyfriend. both of you are gay. how do you keep forgetting this, jeffery