Fuck you mother nature. We try and reason with you but you just kick us in the uterus.
i hope u enjoy this true but horrible association burned into ur brain
Disgusting. Absolutely fucking disgusting. You forgot Dragonite’s horrible shiny tho.
whats the pokemon between groudon and ursaring?
imagine getting drafted into war and seeing your internet buddy there
"holy shit, is that you, bongfucker666?"
how it feels like when i’m the third wheel:
if ur hair covers ur boobs u have mermaid hair and u are a mermaid i dont make the rules
As a man with a hairy chest, I was very, very confused by this post for about ten seconds.
You are a mermaid, sir
one time i said that all i want in life is for my hair to cover my nipples so i could finally be a mermaid and these two guys called me “mermaid tits” for a few weeks
Why is mentally falling apart not a good enough ‘excuse’ to stay home from school? I can’t focus, I want to die, sorry I don’t want to learn calculus right now.
Pros and cons of boys:
- Con: They’re dicks
- Pro: Their dicks