Sushi in my Coffee
partner: you be the teacher ill be the student ;)
me: okay
me: write an essay on whether theatre architecture of a particular period always reflects that period's culture. i want it on my desk by monday
partner: oh no but... thats such a hard essay... is there anything i can do for extra credit? ;)
me: no
partner: but professor.... surely then i could... persuade you to extend the deadline...? ;)
me: no
partner: so... what do you want, professor?? ;)))
me: an essay on whether theatre architecture of a particular period always reflects that period's culture. on my desk. by monday

kansama:

weavemunchers:

i wonder if china has fancy plates called america

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walmarts:

macklemortal kombat

walmarts:

macklemortal kombat

phoenix-warrior:

*~All Magic Comes With a Price~*

bryko:

bryko:

how the fuck does Old Man Jenkins weigh 250 pounds if Spongebob weighs 1 ounce

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catsandcunts:

YOUR BODY IS BEAUTIFUL IF:

  • you have a body
  • that’s it
  • you’re beautiful
  • you win
  • congratulations 

telapathetic:

"buy me mcdonalds and touch my butt" image

kissmeok:

♡Love/Couples♡

kissmeok:

♡Love/Couples♡

officialwhitegirls:

communistbakery:

never gonna give y

odelling lessons